Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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