Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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