is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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