he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
