jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
why is half of my head shaved?
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