i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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