But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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