omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
