..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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