We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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