I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
