Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
pop tarts are not kleenex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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