I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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