You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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