I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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