Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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