it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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