I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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