Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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