even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He felt like a one man threesome
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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