You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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