Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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