I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He passed out mid-signature
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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