I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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