goodnight i made you a song goodbye
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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