fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
now i know why i became what i already was.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
