Swine flu. Run for my life!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We have so much sex to catch up on
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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