i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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