Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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