is your mom at the bar?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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