So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
