you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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