I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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