We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
How naked do you want me to be?
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