don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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