Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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