bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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