Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
