i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
try to milk me bitch
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