i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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