do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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