I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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