So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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