it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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