That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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