We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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