Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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