New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she peed on how many people?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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