: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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