and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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